I thought I’d try my hand at CMO/Ad Tech horsebabble. What do you think of these?!:
“We need to nullify or at least neutralize consumer aversion to mobile advertising”
“As social media marketers we are constantly asking ourselves, how can we fuel our campaigns so that they achieve escape velocity?”
“We realize that stakeholders see us as their marketing particle accelerator, which is why we provide glass door transparency with all of our cutting edge back end systems architecture”
“Our proprietary ‘Quantum Flow’ technology allows brands to weave their message throughout the consumers’ daily experience”
“Designers maintaining a core belief that consumers appreciate brands that are not just ornamental but instrumental in their lives will be the winners of tomorrow”
“Tomorrow’s winners closed in on the lead earlier in the week”
“Weekly winners know how to win week in and week out. .. monthly”
“With so many snacks in the snack food category, breakthrough innovators should consider their Brands much more than a badge and more a portal through which the elusive qualities of ‘cool’ can flow, empowering the once underwhelming”
“With courage and audacity we comb through a corpus of data and bring forth once elusive indispensable truths”
“Data is not underappreciated, it’s undervalued! By recontextualizing data into data packets based on the data that we already have on data, practical considerations can be quantified and controversy can be avoided”
“Data, Data, Dumpling, my friend Ron…went to bed with his trousers on; one shoe off, one shoe on…Data, Data, Dumpling, my friend Ron”
“Data, data, data, and in conclusion….. data!!”
