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My (Consumer) New Year’s Resolutions

  Increase my ‘Active’ and decrease my ‘Passive’ Facebook viewing. Engage with Chat-bots more freely. Pay more attention to more Brand Story’s. Do a better job of adhering to advertising’s Social Contract; free content for ads (I will start by removing Ad...

Bad Stand-Up Comedy for Marketers

  I was walking along, minding my own business when a TV pushed me through the consumer purchase funnel ! I wish I could make up my mind, but Long Sales Cycle categories have me stuck in constant consideration !! Quick, someone get me a rag for all this data...

‘Clicker’ or Last Click?

The dot.com bozos like to hold up the “Last Click” as if it’s a meaningful metric that proves the effectiveness of online advertising. In reality, its use for attribution as a KPI completely paints an incomplete picture by focusing on absolute channel value instead of...

My Consumer Journey

This week, Facebook hired the UK’s former deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, to be its lobbyist-in-chief. Clegg had this to say, “The company is on a journey which brings new responsibilities …I hope I will be able to play a role in helping to...

We’ll Make Great Pets

I want robots to take over the world. We’ll likely be better off. We created a shit storm of stupidity; have you watched cable news lately? Yep, we’re fkd. Robots will do better than we’ve done. My friend says we’re like the dinosaurs, only we are doing ourselves in...