Introducing Blazandra… the antidepressant, back and head ache alleviating, high blood pressure lowering, smoking cessation, erectile dysfunction fixing, Antacid and Antihisamine! It’s clinically proven to start working within as little as 30 minutes and last up to 12 hours. Available by prescription only.
Side effects include: Headache, constipation, diarrhea, blurred vision, agitation, confusion, growing an insect-like exoskeleton, depression, hallucinations, spontaneous combustion, easy bleeding/bruising, enlarged breasts, heart attack, stroke, swollen saliva glands, acne, goose bumps, severe tiredness, fast/slow/irregular heartbeat, vampirism, sore throat, fever, chills, finger nails falling off, severe stomach/abdominal pain, turning into a jelly fish, dark urine, cannibalism, yellowing skin/eyes, blue hair, red nose, loose teeth, difficulty breathing, sleeping or eating, excruciating pain going to the bathroom.
A very serious allergic reaction to this drug is common such as rash that becomes an open sore, bleeding from the eyes, nose and mouth, sneezing uncontrollably, heavy mucus build up, swollen wind pipe, swollen tongue, Anaphylaxis shock or other serious threat to basic life support functions.
Most likely you will need medical help immediately upon taking Blazandra.
Do not use this product with any other drug at all as it’s Interactions have not been well documented.
Do not use Blazandra while working, walking, driving, operating any equipment or machinery as it has been shown to render people unconscious with little memory of their experience.
Stay in a padded room and be sure to have a friend restrain you as documented cases have shown Blazandra patients to do serious physical harm to themselves or others.
If any of these effects persist or worsen, tell your doctor or pharmacist promptly.
