I was walking along, minding my own business when a TV pushed me through the consumer purchase funnel !
I wish I could make up my mind, but Long Sales Cycle categories have me stuck in constant consideration !!
Quick, someone get me a rag for all this data leakage !!!
Lately my dog has been exhibiting “acquisition behavior”….. he thinks everything I own is his !!!!
I told my Doctor that I’ve been experiencing confusion even during the most mundane daily interactions. He said “there’s something wrong with that equation”, and gave me a data injection !!!!!
I wanted incremental reach opportunities to expand the base of qualified audiences in order to drive more potential customers to purchase, but all I did was expand my potential for driving customers into becoming wanted audience opportunities !!!!!!
Not only can TV drive online search and discovery, but it also can make you laugh your ass off !!!!!!!
I told Awareness to no longer confine TV’s contribution but he was totally oblivious to what I was talking about !!!!!!!!
If I cut the cord, how can I have a connected TV ?!!!!!!!!
What did Generation Z say to The Greatest Generation? Nothing – they don’t even speak the same language !!!!!!!!!!
(Rimshot)
