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Marketing on MARS !

  Today 2/18/21, the Mars Rover ‘Perseverance’ will complete its 293 Million Mile journey to Mars. It’s packed with AI, is self-aware and its mission, should it choose to accept it, is to boldly go where no probe has gone before! Well, not really. It will however...

The Masked Chef (Blind Date edition)

  Get ready for the exciting, much anticipated, soon-to-be-smash reality television sensation, The Masked Chef (Blind Date edition)!! Hosted by comedian Andrew Dice Clay (Ford Fairlane, Dice: Undisputed) and featuring celebrity panelists ‘Captain’ Lee Rosbach...

The truth about every Privacy Statement

  Not that anybody reads them, but this is all you need to know concerning the collection and use of your data, which, is a condition of using every service in the modern economy… Why? – We are in the business of human futures, that is, harvesting your data and...

Another Blog about Super Bowl Ads

  Who’s this guy everyone keeps talking about whenever the Super Bowl comes up… ‘Tom’ something or other? Never heard of him. As far as the advertisers go, some I’m familiar with and others not so much. Either way – a spot in the game will add to an...

Digital Monsters spending Monstrously (on TV)

  There was a time when the massive cultural phenomenon of Social Media was supposed to wash over the Marketing industry and create a new, Free and organic connective tissue between Consumers and Brands. The “conversation” that social media made possible between...

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  I thought I was crazy. I thought that objectively observing the human race with commiseration at their vexation of a world they created turned too complex for them to understand, was a curse…. but no. The curse is on those who BELIEVE the world is simple enough...

Top 10 Holiday Ad Soundtracks

  Two things I really like are music and marketing. I like them so much because both can be so moving, artful and creative. There are therefore also only 2 things that scare me, and one of them is marketers using music inappropriately. In “We Love Bands, not...

A Christmas Miracle

Many years ago, I was befriended by a chatbot. I had been using my messaging apps to chat with some friends when I came across a brand that I could interact with in the same way. Pretty soon, the chatbot became a trusted adviser and guide. I can also say that he...

Peppermint Patty’s Pity Party

    As promised – a repost / reminder that Apple TV has kidnapped the Peanuts gang. On Sunday, May 8, 1988, two gunmen in ski masks entered Charles Schulzs’ home through an unlocked door, planning to kidnap his wife Jean. The attempt failed when their...