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Dose this look Infected?

by | Oct 24, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

  Is your modeling causing flaky skin? Is your current fraud treatment ineffective? Are you suffering acute pain due to bad placement? Has automation caused you excessive anxiety, stress, or worry? Have your digital display campaigns gotten so out of control that...

The Z’s Are Coming! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by | Oct 13, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

  …Imagine what a great horror movie plot this could be. Picture it.. 69 Million Gen-Z’ers slowly plodding through most of the major cities looking straight down at their screens. As they FaceTime and text their friends unaware of their surroundings, cars...

The Pitch II

by | Oct 10, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

  What does your sales team use to create proposals? Most companies still use stone etchings or other forms of offline editors. How about trying a hyper generating, dynamic spam obliterating, proposal propagating, Hoozle-WaToozle that’s achieved the highest...

Seedy Solicitations

by | Oct 9, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

Dear Reader, It’s been a while since we have been in touch.  I wanted to check in with you regarding my last email detailing that whacked out offering having something to do with surgically implanted email open rate calibrators and also let you know we just launched a...

KOOBECAF

by | Oct 6, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

  More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad...

Signals and Static….

by | Oct 4, 2017 | 2017, blog roll

  I always look to the ‘Voice’ section of AdWeek to find some of the most frothy hyperventilations about ad Tech. One can spend days unpacking a headline or a few short paragraphs replete with thickly packed nonsense, and use it for a course on Deranged Marketing...