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The Z’s Are Coming! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  …Imagine what a great horror movie plot this could be. Picture it.. 69 Million Gen-Z’ers slowly plodding through most of the major cities looking straight down at their screens. As they FaceTime and text their friends unaware of their surroundings, cars...

The Pitch II

  What does your sales team use to create proposals? Most companies still use stone etchings or other forms of offline editors. How about trying a hyper generating, dynamic spam obliterating, proposal propagating, Hoozle-WaToozle that’s achieved the highest...

Seedy Solicitations

Dear Reader, It’s been a while since we have been in touch.  I wanted to check in with you regarding my last email detailing that whacked out offering having something to do with surgically implanted email open rate calibrators and also let you know we just launched a...

KOOBECAF

  More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad boy More lies for each day makes Mark a bad...

Signals and Static….

  I always look to the ‘Voice’ section of AdWeek to find some of the most frothy hyperventilations about ad Tech. One can spend days unpacking a headline or a few short paragraphs replete with thickly packed nonsense, and use it for a course on Deranged Marketing...

Somebody’s Watching Me…

    “In the shower, I’m afraid to wash my hair! Because I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!!” –  Somebody’s Watching Me, Rockwell, 1984  According to Wikipedia, the music video for Rockwell’s 1984 smash hit Somebody’s Watching Me...