I’m not sure if you’re aware, but the MBD knows his way around the kitchen!!  Next time you’re bored or feeling like you’ve got nothing to lose, try this recipe for disaster:

Take some beef jerky, pork rinds, oregano, the contents of 1 pocket size hand warmer and a healthy dose of hot sauce. Using a glass dropper, add 2 drops of lighter fluid and place All in a blender. Puree – then pack the mixture in a casserole dish and bake for 30 minutes on 450. When finished, allow time for it to cool to room temperature. Mix 3 shots of Bacardi 151 with 2 bottles of EXTRA Strength 5-hour Energy. Set Aside. Now that the casserole has cooled, print out this post and roll the hash like substance tightly in the paper. Light the rolled paper and smoke the entire thing. As soon as you are done, drink the Bacardi 151/5-hour Energy concoction. Close your eyes and have a friend hit you forcefully in the head with a frying pan. This should render you temporarily unconscious. When you revive, you will feel like a human fighter jet with the afterburners full throttle!! (be sure and drink plenty of water).