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A Tale of 2 Mediums

    Once upon a time…. There was a Medium that was liner. It was passive. Lumbering. It reasoned slowly and was a fairly concrete thinker.. It was imposing; more a byproduct of sheer size than disposition. It was relatively docile and lived peacefully...

Death by Display Specs

  Who says Display Advertising isn’t a Snap!?! Relax! We’ve got it covered. With a little guidance from your friendly neighborhood online advertising and hose job services company, the overcomplicated, senseless, moronic and mundane can be monetized … um, I mean...

Cranky old Man on Ad misbehavior

    There’s too many bad ads out there! They don’t listen at all! What happened to all the good ones?!? When I was a youngster, ads never behaved the way they do now; no discipline, no respect for their elders, reckless self-serving deviants I say. Never...

Imitation Salvation

  This isn’t a game…. it’s life or death. If the media ecosystem is unwell. if there are blockages or pathogens impairing interconnectedness and codependence between channels and platforms, it can be cancer to a Brand. A Brand is a living...

Advertising Roulette

    The Integrity of Digital Supply is not instilling confidence in a lot of people these days. It’s much easier to count an “Impression (IMP)” as “a request from a 3rd party ad server” then to get bogged down in taking responsibility for what happens...

Ad Block Ad Exchange

  Do not adjust your screen… You read that right. AdBlock Plus just became a Supply Side Platform going from Blocker of Ads to Supplier of Ad Inventory. Seem strange? Not in the Fun House that is modern day media. The players: Ad Block Plus – Blocks Ads on...

Conversation with a Brand

    Consumer: Hi Brand, how are ya !?!? Brand: Good Consumer, you?! Consumer: Great. Brand: Swell. Say, pretty nice day out today, huh?? Consumer: Just gorgeous. What do you say we get together at the Park? Brand: Love to, but I kinda have plans already with...

Women, Men and Marketing

  There’s probably more than a few analogies between Men, Women, Marketers and Consumers. Here they are minus the “more than” : As Gary Larson points out in this hilarious and beautifully poetic comic strip “The Far Side”, Men are...