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TikTok You Don’t Stop

  Want a messaging application? Buy a company called Beluga and call it Facebook Messenger. Jealous of Instagram? Buy it. Can’t think of the disappearing-posts feature yourself? Copy Snapchat and call it ‘Stories’. Want a VPN that specializes in mobile analytics...

An Algorithm for Murder!

  I’ve had my fair share of poking fun at the internet and its violation of the advertising / brain barrier… Starting in 2017 with “Enable Stalking” where Mark Zuckerberg hypothetically listened in a van across the street from your bugged home. Then taking note...

See You In September

This time of year I love turning the page to fall and all it has to offer (namely football). It all starts with September which is noteworthy for its customs, traditions, and connection to the past. September is a period of great transition. The leaves drop from the...

Copying Copy

  You might hear these words in commercials or marketing material these days: “Fuel”. “Inspire”. “Ignite”. It’s the Copy de jure. Here are some real examples: Undisclosed Auto 1 – Unconventional by design “inspires” a senses of adventure with awe...

.Inversions to Remember

  Online IMPs are worth less, because online, a consumers time is worth more. YouTube publishers gets paid 10x less than TV publishers. More choice, less attention. As the media landscape has fragmented, our ability to focus waxes and wanes….but mostly wanes....

Happy Birthday America

  At the tender age of 245, she’s starting to go a little Batty. But nonetheless living in America has still got it’s benefits. Let’s celebrate and be as social as possible in three Dimensional Space. Put down the iPhone. Have a few cold ones. Cuddle...